i really hate corn nuts

I view the world around me with incredulity and astonishment. Did that shit seriously just happen?

Also, I don't actually HATE corn nuts. I'm mostly ambivalent toward them.





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marielikestodraw:

Translation:

LeParisien (French newspaper) “The First baby of the year, in Auvergne, has two mommies!”

AbbéGrosJean (Catholic Priest) “Dear Journalists, quick reminder of your biology classes, a baby can’t have two mothers, he has one mother and the mother has a partner”.

Eric Fallourd (From the “Ecologie” (left) party in France, works at the Assembly): “When you believe a story where a virgin woman gives birth to God’s child, you’re not allowed to talk about biology classes.”

BOOM.